May 2012
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prankmaster replied to your post: prankmaster started following you
mewniverse…? dude, what?
33:<UNIVERSE
33:< I’M AN ALTERNATE MEWNIVERSE KARKAT APPARENTLY
33:< AND I’M A GREEN BLOOD NOT A RED BLOOD ANYMORE
Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
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prankmaster started following you
33:< IS THAT MEW JOHN?
33:< OR ARE MEW SOME ALTERNATE MEWNIVRSE JOHN?
=> Sits down to have a casual chat with 'friends'
=> is instantly too bored to do anything
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windyblast started following you
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33:< OH HEY FUCKASSES
33:<THANKS FuR FOLLOWING
33:< HEY GUYS
33:< MY LUSUS ISN’T BEING A FUCKASS
33:< I’M OFFICIALLY NOT IN LOCKDOWN ANYMORE!
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crabbyassholeincharge:
thelastegbender
o8sessive
notjustapastalover
sickfiresandselfconfidence
beepbeepcarcat
8lue8loodedpir8
HOLY SHIT.
JUST BECAUSE I LEAVE FOR TWO WEEKS DOESN’T MEAN YOU ASSHOLES CAN JUST FOLLOW WHILE I’M GONE. SERIOUSLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? FOLLOWING WHEN I’M NOT AROUND TO AVOID A LONG ASS RANT? NEWSFLASH: THAT DOESN’T FUCKING WORK. I WILL PERSONALLY GO TO YOUR PAGES...
April 2012
163 posts
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fuckyouimastriderstarted following you
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33:< HELLO TO ALL OF YOU FUCKASSES
huesofjadeharley asked: ==> Kind of out of nowhere, you give Karkat a great big hug!
shooshsickle:
beepbeepcarcat:
shooshsickle:
beepbeepcarcat:
shooshsickle:
YOU PROBABLY FUCKING DESERVED IT! AND THIS ISN’T “FUCKING WITH” YOU, THIS IS TAKING A GODDAMNED STICK AND BEATING YOU ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
33:< ACTUALLY I WAS TRYING TO SAVE THE FUCKING TIMELINE!
33:< AND IT ONLY GOT DESTROYED BECAUSE A FUCKASS SABOTAGED IT!
33:< AND YEAH IT PURRBABLY IS…
AGAIN,...
shooshsickle:
beepbeepcarcat:
shooshsickle:
YOU PROBABLY FUCKING DESERVED IT! AND THIS ISN’T “FUCKING WITH” YOU, THIS IS TAKING A GODDAMNED STICK AND BEATING YOU ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
33:< ACTUALLY I WAS TRYING TO SAVE THE FUCKING TIMELINE!
33:< AND IT ONLY GOT DESTROYED BECAUSE A FUCKASS SABOTAGED IT!
33:< AND YEAH IT PURRBABLY IS…
AGAIN, YOU PROBABLY FUCKING DESERVED IT....
shooshsickle:
beepbeepcarcat:
shooshsickle:
beepbeepcarcat:
shooshsickle:
beepbeepcarcat started following you
OH GOD.
33:< FUCK MEW
33:< I’M NOT THAT BAD
YOU’RE CERTAINLY NOT FUCKING PERFECT, THAT’S FOR SURE. WHAT THE SHIT EVEN HAPPENED TO YOU.
33:< DOOMED TIMELINE SHIT
33:< AND THE UNIVERSE FUCKING WITH ME
YOU PROBABLY FUCKING DESERVED IT! AND THIS ISN’T...
shooshsickle:
beepbeepcarcat:
shooshsickle:
beepbeepcarcat started following you
OH GOD.
33:< FUCK MEW
33:< I’M NOT THAT BAD
YOU’RE CERTAINLY NOT FUCKING PERFECT, THAT’S FOR SURE. WHAT THE SHIT EVEN HAPPENED TO YOU.
33:< DOOMED TIMELINE SHIT
33:< AND THE UNIVERSE FUCKING WITH ME
shooshsickle:
beepbeepcarcat started following you
OH GOD.
33:< FUCK MEW
33:< I’M NOT THAT BAD
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knightofclockworkstarted following you
twotriickhoofbea2tstarted following you
knightofalltimestarted following you
33:< OH HELLO MORE ANNOYING FUCKASSES
33:< HOW IS MEOWR DAY?
extroaradinnere
33:< JUST WONFERING IF YOU WANT YO JOIN ME AN ME DRUNKMEFD
33:< SPESJING OF ROXY
33:< WHREE ID SHR?
33:< MY NAME IS KARKAT
33:< ANF IM DRUNKER THAN ROXY
33:< AND I DONT GIVE A FUCKINF FUCKITY FUVK FUCJADS
bee2everywhere:
beepbeepcarcat:
bee2everywhere:
and mew? really? god that’2 2uch an awful pun. that ii2 liike the wor2t pun ever. ehehehe. and ii do my quiirk by choiice.
i can drop it if i want, see?
iit ju2t feel2 weiird two. ii don’t liike two.
33:< JUST LIKE TYPING MY STANDARD FONT IS WEIRD
33:< BUT I HATE HOW THE CAT PUNS AREN’T VOLUNTARY
33:< AND SHUT UP! MEW IS THE...
bee2everywhere:
beepbeepcarcat:
bee2everywhere:
beepbeepcarcat:
bee2everywhere:
iif you 2ay 2o, but ii don’t envy you haviing two make tho2e pun2 all the tiime, ehehe.
33:< MEW MEAN THE CAT PUNS?
33:< I TRY TO CUT BACK ON THOSE AS MUCH AS PAWSIBBLE
33:< DOESN’T WORK ALL THAT WELL THOUGH
yeah, ii can 2ee that, ehehe. paw2iible, huh? ehehehehe.
=> BLUSH SLIGHTLY FROM...
bee2everywhere:
beepbeepcarcat:
bee2everywhere:
iif you 2ay 2o, but ii don’t envy you haviing two make tho2e pun2 all the tiime, ehehe.
33:< MEW MEAN THE CAT PUNS?
33:< I TRY TO CUT BACK ON THOSE AS MUCH AS PAWSIBBLE
33:< DOESN’T WORK ALL THAT WELL THOUGH
yeah, ii can 2ee that, ehehe. paw2iible, huh? ehehehehe.
=> BLUSH SLIGHTLY FROM BEING FLUTERED
33:< SH-SHOOSH! IT...
bee2everywhere:
beepbeepcarcat:
bee2everywhere:
oh, okay. that make2 a liittle more 2en2e. 2uck2 two be you, though, ehehe.
33:< NAH IT’S ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL
33:< GIVES A DIFFERENT VIEW OF THE WORLD
iif you 2ay 2o, but ii don’t envy you haviing two make tho2e pun2 all the tiime, ehehe.
33:< MEW MEAN THE CAT PUNS?
33:< I TRY TO CUT BACK ON THOSE AS MUCH AS PAWSIBBLE
...
bee2everywhere:
beepbeepcarcat:
bee2everywhere:
the one where ii a2ked why the hell you’re u2iing np’2 face thiing at the begiinniing of your typed word2.
33:< WELL IT’S KINDA LIKE HER BASIC MEMORIES AND INSTINCTS WERE TRANSFURRED WITH THE BLOOD
33:< KINDA LIKE PUTTING A VIRUS ON THE COMPUTER I GUESS
oh, okay. that make2 a liittle more 2en2e. 2uck2 two be you, though, ehehe.
...
bee2everywhere:
beepbeepcarcat:
bee2everywhere:
uh. well. that make2….no 2en2e at all, but okay then. 2tiill doe2n’t an2wer the que2tiion though.
33:< I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT MAKE SENSE CASE IT DOESN’T
33:< WHICH QUESTION?
the one where ii a2ked why the hell you’re u2iing np’2 face thiing at the begiinniing of your typed word2.
33:< WELL IT’S KINDA LIKE HER BASIC...
bee2everywhere:
beepbeepcarcat:
bee2everywhere:
waiit a 2econd.
why are you u2iing nep’2 mouth2. backward2.
what ii2 even goiing on here.
33:< MY TIMELINE WAS DESTROYED AND I WAS SOMEHOW TURNED INTO AN OLIVE BLOOD AND SAVED
33:< JUST THE UNIVERSE FUCKING WITH ME AGAIN
=> SIGHS
uh. well. that make2….no 2en2e at all, but okay then. 2tiill doe2n’t an2wer the que2tiion though.
...
bee2everywhere:
beepbeepcarcat:
bee2everywhere:
beepbeepcarcat started following you
hey kk, 2up?
33:< HEY SOLLUX, NOTHING MUCH AS OF LATE
33:< HOW’S IT GOING?
waiit a 2econd.
why are you u2iing nep’2 mouth2. backward2.
what ii2 even goiing on here.
33:< MY TIMELINE WAS DESTROYED AND I WAS SOMEHOW TURNED INTO AN OLIVE BLOOD AND SAVED
33:< JUST THE UNIVERSE FUCKING WITH...
bee2everywhere:
beepbeepcarcat started following you
hey kk, 2up?
33:< HEY SOLLUX, NOTHING MUCH AS OF LATE
33:< HOW’S IT GOING?
turntechvorehead:
beepbeepcarcat started following you
say what now
33:< I’M FOLLOWING LIKE A CREEPER, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES ON THIS SITE
33:< BUT IF YOU’RE NOT COOL WITH IT, I CAN CATCH A DRIFT
fuckyouimastrider asked: this is interesing, sup
threeprongedattack:
beepbeepcarcat started following you
Greetings, lowblood.
33:< HELLO SEAWITCH
33:< HOW’S MEW WITCHING?
squiddleknitdresses started following you
33:< HELLO
VANTASRAGE
vantasrage:
beepbeepcarcat:
vantasrage:
…
REALLY?
…
YOU FUCKED UP.
33:< NO FUCKING DIP WATSON
33:< THE SHERLOCK I AM ALREADY FIGURED THAT ONE OUT
33:< BUT TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, THE UNIVERSE DECIDED TO GIVE ME HER BLOOD AS LIKE A
33:< HERE’S YOUR PRIZE FOR FUCKING UP WITH YOUR MORAIL MEW WANTED TO BE MATESPRITS WITH FUCKASS
AMAZING. YOUR SLEUTHING ABILITIES ARE JUST...
VANTASRAGE
vantasrage:
beepbeepcarcat:
vantasrage:
WELL, YEAH!
NEPETA IS JUST…
SHE COULDN’T HURT A FLY!
ACTUALLY, THAT’S A FUCKING LIE, SHE KILLS LIKE CHOLERBEARS ON A REGULAR BASIS…
BUT.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
33:< I DON’T REALLY REMEMBER
33:< I GUESS I SAID SOMETHING REALLY BAD AND SHE JUST
33:< DECIDED TO DESTROY OUR TIMELINE
33:< SHE PROBABLY DIDN’T MEAN TO BUT
33:< SHIT...
33:< RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT
33:< STUPID FUCKING BITCH CUNT OF A LUSUS
33:< GOTTA SWITCH TO THE FUCKING HANDHELD DEVICE CAUSE LUSUSES ARE DICKS
33:< FUCKING LUSII
VANTASRAGE
vantasrage:
beepbeepcarcat:
vantasrage:
YEAH YEAH NORMAL STU-WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK?
33:< WHAT? THE NEPETA THING? YEAH I GET THAT REACTION A LOT ACTUALLY…
WELL, YEAH!
NEPETA IS JUST…
SHE COULDN’T HURT A FLY!
ACTUALLY, THAT’S A FUCKING LIE, SHE KILLS LIKE CHOLERBEARS ON A REGULAR BASIS…
BUT.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
33:< I DON’T REALLY REMEMBER
33:< I GUESS I SAID...
VANTASRAGE
vantasrage:
beepbeepcarcat:
vantasrage:
YEAH.
WHAT ARE THEY LIKE IN YOUR TIMELINE?
VRISKA AND EQUIUS AND EVERYONE ELSE?
33:< VRISKA IS STILL PSYCHOTICALLY ADVENTUROUS
33:< EQUIUS CONSTANTLY NEEDS A TOWEL LIKE NORMAL
33:< I GUUESS MOST OF THE TROLLS STAYED THE SAME WAY AS THE MAIN TIMELINE
33:< EXCEPT NEPETA
33:< SHE WAS THE ONE WHO DESTROYED OUR TIMELINE
YEAH YEAH...
VANTASRAGE
vantasrage:
beepbeepcarcat:
vantasrage:
beepbeepcarcat:
33:< THE UNIVERSE SHOULD FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO SHIT ON FUR ONCE I THINK
YEAH IT COULD GO TAKE A DUMP ON VRISKA OR EQUIUS OR SOMETHING.
33:< YEAH
33:< THOSE HIGHBLOODS NEED TO BE KNOCKED DOWN A FEW TIMES
YEAH.
WHAT ARE THEY LIKE IN YOUR TIMELINE?
VRISKA AND EQUIUS AND EVERYONE ELSE?
33:< VRISKA IS STILL...
VANTASRAGE
vantasrage:
beepbeepcarcat:
vantasrage:
beepbeepcarcat:
33:< PROBABLY, SINCE WE ALWAYS SEEM TO HAVE THE SHITTIEST LIVES OUT OF THE WHOLE FUCKING TIMELINE THING
SEEMS TO BE A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT.
33:< THE UNIVERSE SHOULD FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO SHIT ON FUR ONCE I THINK
YEAH IT COULD GO TAKE A DUMP ON VRISKA OR EQUIUS OR SOMETHING.
33:< YEAH
33:< THOSE HIGHBLOODS NEED TO BE...
VANTASRAGE
vantasrage:
beepbeepcarcat:
vantasrage:
beepbeepcarcat:
33:< HOW’S YOUR LIFE?
33:< SHITTY AS MINE?
33:< OR SHITTIER?
SHITTY AS YOURS, MOST LIKELY.
33:< PROBABLY, SINCE WE ALWAYS SEEM TO HAVE THE SHITTIEST LIVES OUT OF THE WHOLE FUCKING TIMELINE THING
SEEMS TO BE A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT.
33:< THE UNIVERSE SHOULD FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO SHIT ON FUR ONCE I THINK
ask-crazynepeta started following you
ask-crazynepeta:
beepbeepcarcat:
ask-crazynepeta:
beepbeepcarcat:
33:< OH
33:< HI NEPKITTY
33:< HOW ARE YOU DOING?
:33< good :33
33:< THAT’S GOOD I GUESS
33:< ANYTHING INTERESTING HAPPEN LATELY?
:33<not really
33:< YEAH AFTER THE DESTRUCTION OF MY TIMELINE THINGS HAVE BEEN PURRTTY BORING HERE TOO
VANTASRAGE
vantasrage:
beepbeepcarcat:
vantasrage:
beepbeepcarcat:
33:< OH
33:< UH
33:< HI
33:< WELCOME TO MY FUCKING BLOG
HI.
33:< HOW’S YOUR LIFE?
33:< SHITTY AS MINE?
33:< OR SHITTIER?
SHITTY AS YOURS, MOST LIKELY.
33:< PROBABLY, SINCE WE ALWAYS SEEM TO HAVE THE SHITTIEST LIVES OUT OF THE WHOLE FUCKING TIMELINE THING
ask-crazynepeta started following you
ask-crazynepeta:
beepbeepcarcat:
33:< OH
33:< HI NEPKITTY
33:< HOW ARE YOU DOING?
:33< good :33
33:< THAT’S GOOD I GUESS
33:< ANYTHING INTERESTING HAPPEN LATELY?
dj-nuclear-aradiation started following you
33:< SHIT WHERE ARE ALL MEW COMING FROM?
33:< BUT HELLO
VANTASRAGE
vantasrage:
beepbeepcarcat:
33:< OH
33:< UH
33:< HI
33:< WELCOME TO MY FUCKING BLOG
HI.
33:< HOW’S YOUR LIFE?
33:< SHITTY AS MINE?
33:< OR SHITTIER?
ask-crazynepeta started following you
33:< OH
33:< HI NEPKITTY
33:< HOW ARE YOU DOING?
33:< OH
33:< UH
33:< HI
33:< WELCOME TO MY FUCKING BLOG
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=> Holds up sign and reads as follows:
33:< HEY FUCKASSES, IF MEW DON’T KNOW THIS IT IS THE DAY OF SILENCE THING
33:< ANYWAY IT IS SUPPOSED TO RAISE AWARENESS TOWARDS BULLYING
33:< ORIGINALLY FOR LGBT AND THEIR ALLYS
33:< BUT AT LEAST MY NEIGHBORHOOD HAS EXPANDED IT TOWARDS BULLYING IN GENERAL
33:< AND FOR EQUAL HUMAN RIGHTS
33:< A MORAIL OF MINE GOT ME TO DO IT SO YEAH
33:< GUESS I’LL BE SILENT...
33:< THIS FUCKASS IS OFF TO SLEEP
33:< NIGHT ALL YOU FUCKASSES, TROLLS, AND HUMANS
=Karkitty Is Unamused=: acnepeta: beepbeepcarcat:... →
acnepeta:
beepbeepcarcat:
33:< YOUR WELCOME
=> SMILES BACK THEN YAWNS
:33 < are you tired karkitty?
33:< JUST A LITTLE
=Karkitty Is Unamused=: acnepeta: beepbeepcarcat:... →
acnepeta:
beepbeepcarcat:
=> STOPS AND THINKS
33:< FINE, BUT ONLY BECLAWS YOU’RE TOO CHARMING NOT TO
:33 < thank you!
=> Looks back up at karkitty and smiles
33:< YOUR WELCOME
=> SMILES BACK THEN YAWNS