May 2012
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prankmaster replied to your post: prankmaster started following you mewniverse…? dude, what? 33:<UNIVERSE 33:< I’M AN ALTERNATE MEWNIVERSE KARKAT APPARENTLY 33:< AND I’M A GREEN BLOOD NOT A RED BLOOD ANYMORE
May 20th
Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
May 20th
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prankmaster started following you
33:< IS THAT MEW JOHN? 33:< OR ARE MEW SOME ALTERNATE MEWNIVRSE JOHN?
May 20th
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=> Sits down to have a casual chat with 'friends'
=> is instantly too bored to do anything
May 20th
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windyblast started following you yourfuckingleader started following you crabbymatchmaker started following you 33:< OH HEY FUCKASSES 33:<THANKS FuR FOLLOWING
May 12th
33:< HEY GUYS
33:< MY LUSUS ISN’T BEING A FUCKASS 33:< I’M OFFICIALLY NOT IN LOCKDOWN ANYMORE!
May 12th
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crabbyassholeincharge: thelastegbender o8sessive notjustapastalover sickfiresandselfconfidence beepbeepcarcat 8lue8loodedpir8 HOLY SHIT. JUST BECAUSE I LEAVE FOR TWO WEEKS DOESN’T MEAN YOU ASSHOLES CAN JUST FOLLOW WHILE I’M GONE. SERIOUSLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? FOLLOWING WHEN I’M NOT AROUND TO AVOID A LONG ASS RANT? NEWSFLASH: THAT DOESN’T FUCKING WORK. I WILL PERSONALLY GO TO YOUR PAGES...
May 1st
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April 2012
163 posts
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fuckyouimastriderstarted following you small-foxstarted following you ifoundmoreslimepiestarted following you grubofbloodstarted following you thiefofluckstarted following you 33:< HELLO TO ALL OF YOU FUCKASSES
Apr 28th
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huesofjadeharley asked: ==> Kind of out of nowhere, you give Karkat a great big hug!
Apr 25th
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shooshsickle: beepbeepcarcat: shooshsickle: beepbeepcarcat: shooshsickle: YOU PROBABLY FUCKING DESERVED IT! AND THIS ISN’T “FUCKING WITH” YOU, THIS IS TAKING A GODDAMNED STICK AND BEATING YOU ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT. 33:< ACTUALLY I WAS TRYING TO SAVE THE FUCKING TIMELINE! 33:< AND IT ONLY GOT DESTROYED BECAUSE A FUCKASS SABOTAGED IT! 33:< AND YEAH IT PURRBABLY IS… AGAIN,...
Apr 25th
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shooshsickle: beepbeepcarcat: shooshsickle: YOU PROBABLY FUCKING DESERVED IT! AND THIS ISN’T “FUCKING WITH” YOU, THIS IS TAKING A GODDAMNED STICK AND BEATING YOU ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT. 33:< ACTUALLY I WAS TRYING TO SAVE THE FUCKING TIMELINE! 33:< AND IT ONLY GOT DESTROYED BECAUSE A FUCKASS SABOTAGED IT! 33:< AND YEAH IT PURRBABLY IS… AGAIN, YOU PROBABLY FUCKING DESERVED IT....
Apr 25th
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shooshsickle: beepbeepcarcat: shooshsickle: beepbeepcarcat: shooshsickle: beepbeepcarcat started following you OH GOD. 33:< FUCK MEW 33:< I’M NOT THAT BAD YOU’RE CERTAINLY NOT FUCKING PERFECT, THAT’S FOR SURE. WHAT THE SHIT EVEN HAPPENED TO YOU. 33:< DOOMED TIMELINE SHIT 33:< AND THE UNIVERSE FUCKING WITH ME YOU PROBABLY FUCKING DESERVED IT! AND THIS ISN’T...
Apr 25th
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shooshsickle: beepbeepcarcat: shooshsickle: beepbeepcarcat started following you OH GOD. 33:< FUCK MEW 33:< I’M NOT THAT BAD YOU’RE CERTAINLY NOT FUCKING PERFECT, THAT’S FOR SURE. WHAT THE SHIT EVEN HAPPENED TO YOU. 33:< DOOMED TIMELINE SHIT 33:< AND THE UNIVERSE FUCKING WITH ME
Apr 25th
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shooshsickle: beepbeepcarcat started following you OH GOD. 33:< FUCK MEW 33:< I’M NOT THAT BAD
Apr 25th
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knightofclockworkstarted following you twotriickhoofbea2tstarted following you knightofalltimestarted following you 33:< OH HELLO MORE ANNOYING FUCKASSES 33:< HOW IS MEOWR DAY?
Apr 25th
extroaradinnere
33:< JUST WONFERING IF YOU WANT YO JOIN ME AN ME DRUNKMEFD
Apr 24th
33:< SPESJING OF ROXY
33:< WHREE ID SHR?
Apr 24th
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33:< MY NAME IS KARKAT
33:< ANF IM DRUNKER THAN ROXY 33:< AND I DONT GIVE A FUCKINF FUCKITY FUVK FUCJADS
Apr 24th
bee2everywhere: beepbeepcarcat: bee2everywhere: and mew? really? god that’2 2uch an awful pun. that ii2 liike the wor2t pun ever. ehehehe. and ii do my quiirk by choiice. i can drop it if i want, see? iit ju2t feel2 weiird two. ii don’t liike two. 33:< JUST LIKE TYPING MY STANDARD FONT IS WEIRD 33:< BUT I HATE HOW THE CAT PUNS AREN’T VOLUNTARY 33:< AND SHUT UP! MEW IS THE...
Apr 23rd
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bee2everywhere: beepbeepcarcat: bee2everywhere: beepbeepcarcat: bee2everywhere: iif you 2ay 2o, but ii don’t envy you haviing two make tho2e pun2 all the tiime, ehehe. 33:< MEW MEAN THE CAT PUNS? 33:< I TRY TO CUT BACK ON THOSE AS MUCH AS PAWSIBBLE 33:< DOESN’T WORK ALL THAT WELL THOUGH yeah, ii can 2ee that, ehehe. paw2iible, huh? ehehehehe. => BLUSH SLIGHTLY FROM...
Apr 23rd
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bee2everywhere: beepbeepcarcat: bee2everywhere: iif you 2ay 2o, but ii don’t envy you haviing two make tho2e pun2 all the tiime, ehehe. 33:< MEW MEAN THE CAT PUNS? 33:< I TRY TO CUT BACK ON THOSE AS MUCH AS PAWSIBBLE 33:< DOESN’T WORK ALL THAT WELL THOUGH yeah, ii can 2ee that, ehehe. paw2iible, huh? ehehehehe. => BLUSH SLIGHTLY FROM BEING FLUTERED 33:< SH-SHOOSH! IT...
Apr 23rd
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bee2everywhere: beepbeepcarcat: bee2everywhere: oh, okay. that make2 a liittle more 2en2e. 2uck2 two be you, though, ehehe. 33:< NAH IT’S ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL 33:< GIVES A DIFFERENT VIEW OF THE WORLD iif you 2ay 2o, but ii don’t envy you haviing two make tho2e pun2 all the tiime, ehehe. 33:< MEW MEAN THE CAT PUNS? 33:< I TRY TO CUT BACK ON THOSE AS MUCH AS PAWSIBBLE ...
Apr 23rd
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bee2everywhere: beepbeepcarcat: bee2everywhere: the one where ii a2ked why the hell you’re u2iing np’2 face thiing at the begiinniing of your typed word2. 33:< WELL IT’S KINDA LIKE HER BASIC MEMORIES AND INSTINCTS WERE TRANSFURRED WITH THE BLOOD 33:< KINDA LIKE PUTTING A VIRUS ON THE COMPUTER I GUESS oh, okay. that make2 a liittle more 2en2e. 2uck2 two be you, though, ehehe. ...
Apr 23rd
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bee2everywhere: beepbeepcarcat: bee2everywhere: uh. well. that make2….no 2en2e at all, but okay then. 2tiill doe2n’t an2wer the que2tiion though. 33:< I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT MAKE SENSE CASE IT DOESN’T 33:< WHICH QUESTION? the one where ii a2ked why the hell you’re u2iing np’2 face thiing at the begiinniing of your typed word2. 33:< WELL IT’S KINDA LIKE HER BASIC...
Apr 23rd
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bee2everywhere: beepbeepcarcat: bee2everywhere: waiit a 2econd. why are you u2iing nep’2 mouth2. backward2. what ii2 even goiing on here. 33:< MY TIMELINE WAS DESTROYED AND I WAS SOMEHOW TURNED INTO AN OLIVE BLOOD AND SAVED 33:< JUST THE UNIVERSE FUCKING WITH ME AGAIN => SIGHS uh. well. that make2….no 2en2e at all, but okay then. 2tiill doe2n’t an2wer the que2tiion though. ...
Apr 23rd
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bee2everywhere: beepbeepcarcat: bee2everywhere: beepbeepcarcat started following you hey kk, 2up? 33:< HEY SOLLUX, NOTHING MUCH AS OF LATE 33:< HOW’S IT GOING? waiit a 2econd. why are you u2iing nep’2 mouth2. backward2. what ii2 even goiing on here. 33:< MY TIMELINE WAS DESTROYED AND I WAS SOMEHOW TURNED INTO AN OLIVE BLOOD AND SAVED 33:< JUST THE UNIVERSE FUCKING WITH...
Apr 23rd
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bee2everywhere: beepbeepcarcat started following you hey kk, 2up? 33:< HEY SOLLUX, NOTHING MUCH AS OF LATE 33:< HOW’S IT GOING?
Apr 23rd
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turntechvorehead: beepbeepcarcat started following you say what now  33:< I’M FOLLOWING LIKE A CREEPER, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES ON THIS SITE 33:< BUT IF YOU’RE NOT COOL WITH IT, I CAN CATCH A DRIFT
Apr 23rd
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fuckyouimastrider asked: this is interesing, sup
Apr 23rd
threeprongedattack: beepbeepcarcat started following you Greetings, lowblood. 33:< HELLO SEAWITCH 33:< HOW’S MEW WITCHING?
Apr 23rd
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squiddleknitdresses started following you
33:< HELLO
Apr 23rd
VANTASRAGE
vantasrage: beepbeepcarcat: vantasrage: … REALLY? … YOU FUCKED UP. 33:< NO FUCKING DIP WATSON 33:< THE SHERLOCK I AM ALREADY FIGURED THAT ONE OUT 33:< BUT TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, THE UNIVERSE DECIDED TO GIVE ME HER BLOOD AS LIKE A 33:< HERE’S YOUR PRIZE FOR FUCKING UP WITH YOUR MORAIL MEW WANTED TO BE MATESPRITS WITH FUCKASS AMAZING. YOUR SLEUTHING ABILITIES ARE JUST...
Apr 23rd
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VANTASRAGE
vantasrage: beepbeepcarcat: vantasrage: WELL, YEAH! NEPETA IS JUST… SHE COULDN’T HURT A FLY! ACTUALLY, THAT’S A FUCKING LIE, SHE KILLS LIKE CHOLERBEARS ON A REGULAR BASIS… BUT. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? 33:< I DON’T REALLY REMEMBER 33:< I GUESS I SAID SOMETHING REALLY BAD AND SHE JUST 33:< DECIDED TO DESTROY OUR TIMELINE 33:< SHE PROBABLY DIDN’T MEAN TO BUT 33:< SHIT...
Apr 23rd
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33:< RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT
33:< STUPID FUCKING BITCH CUNT OF A LUSUS 33:< GOTTA SWITCH TO THE FUCKING HANDHELD DEVICE CAUSE LUSUSES ARE DICKS 33:< FUCKING LUSII
Apr 23rd
VANTASRAGE
vantasrage: beepbeepcarcat: vantasrage: YEAH YEAH NORMAL STU-WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK? 33:< WHAT? THE NEPETA THING? YEAH I GET THAT REACTION A LOT ACTUALLY… WELL, YEAH! NEPETA IS JUST… SHE COULDN’T HURT A FLY! ACTUALLY, THAT’S A FUCKING LIE, SHE KILLS LIKE CHOLERBEARS ON A REGULAR BASIS… BUT. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? 33:< I DON’T REALLY REMEMBER 33:< I GUESS I SAID...
Apr 23rd
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VANTASRAGE
vantasrage: beepbeepcarcat: vantasrage: YEAH. WHAT ARE THEY LIKE IN YOUR TIMELINE? VRISKA AND EQUIUS AND EVERYONE ELSE? 33:< VRISKA IS STILL PSYCHOTICALLY ADVENTUROUS 33:< EQUIUS CONSTANTLY NEEDS A TOWEL LIKE NORMAL 33:< I GUUESS MOST OF THE TROLLS STAYED THE SAME WAY AS THE MAIN TIMELINE 33:< EXCEPT NEPETA 33:< SHE WAS THE ONE WHO DESTROYED OUR TIMELINE YEAH YEAH...
Apr 23rd
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VANTASRAGE
vantasrage: beepbeepcarcat: vantasrage: beepbeepcarcat: 33:< THE UNIVERSE SHOULD FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO SHIT ON FUR ONCE I THINK YEAH IT COULD GO TAKE A DUMP ON VRISKA OR EQUIUS OR SOMETHING. 33:< YEAH 33:< THOSE HIGHBLOODS NEED TO BE KNOCKED DOWN A FEW TIMES YEAH. WHAT ARE THEY LIKE IN YOUR TIMELINE? VRISKA AND EQUIUS AND EVERYONE ELSE? 33:< VRISKA IS STILL...
Apr 23rd
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VANTASRAGE
vantasrage: beepbeepcarcat: vantasrage: beepbeepcarcat: 33:< PROBABLY, SINCE WE ALWAYS SEEM TO HAVE THE SHITTIEST LIVES OUT OF THE WHOLE FUCKING TIMELINE THING SEEMS TO BE A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT. 33:< THE UNIVERSE SHOULD FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO SHIT ON FUR ONCE I THINK YEAH IT COULD GO TAKE A DUMP ON VRISKA OR EQUIUS OR SOMETHING. 33:< YEAH 33:< THOSE HIGHBLOODS NEED TO BE...
Apr 23rd
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VANTASRAGE
vantasrage: beepbeepcarcat: vantasrage: beepbeepcarcat: 33:< HOW’S YOUR LIFE? 33:< SHITTY AS MINE? 33:< OR SHITTIER? SHITTY AS YOURS, MOST LIKELY. 33:< PROBABLY, SINCE WE ALWAYS SEEM TO HAVE THE SHITTIEST LIVES OUT OF THE WHOLE FUCKING TIMELINE THING SEEMS TO BE A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT. 33:< THE UNIVERSE SHOULD FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO SHIT ON FUR ONCE I THINK
Apr 23rd
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ask-crazynepeta started following you
ask-crazynepeta: beepbeepcarcat: ask-crazynepeta: beepbeepcarcat: 33:< OH 33:< HI NEPKITTY 33:< HOW ARE YOU DOING? :33< good :33 33:< THAT’S GOOD I GUESS 33:< ANYTHING INTERESTING HAPPEN LATELY? :33<not really 33:< YEAH AFTER THE DESTRUCTION OF MY TIMELINE THINGS HAVE BEEN PURRTTY BORING HERE TOO
Apr 23rd
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VANTASRAGE
vantasrage: beepbeepcarcat: vantasrage: beepbeepcarcat: 33:< OH 33:< UH 33:< HI 33:< WELCOME TO MY FUCKING BLOG HI. 33:< HOW’S YOUR LIFE? 33:< SHITTY AS MINE? 33:< OR SHITTIER? SHITTY AS YOURS, MOST LIKELY. 33:< PROBABLY, SINCE WE ALWAYS SEEM TO HAVE THE SHITTIEST LIVES OUT OF THE WHOLE FUCKING TIMELINE THING
Apr 23rd
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ask-crazynepeta started following you
ask-crazynepeta: beepbeepcarcat: 33:< OH 33:< HI NEPKITTY 33:< HOW ARE YOU DOING? :33< good :33 33:< THAT’S GOOD I GUESS 33:< ANYTHING INTERESTING HAPPEN LATELY?
Apr 23rd
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dj-nuclear-aradiation started following you
33:< SHIT WHERE ARE ALL MEW COMING FROM? 33:< BUT HELLO
Apr 23rd
VANTASRAGE
vantasrage: beepbeepcarcat: 33:< OH 33:< UH 33:< HI 33:< WELCOME TO MY FUCKING BLOG HI. 33:< HOW’S YOUR LIFE? 33:< SHITTY AS MINE? 33:< OR SHITTIER?
Apr 23rd
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ask-crazynepeta started following you
33:< OH 33:< HI NEPKITTY 33:< HOW ARE YOU DOING?
Apr 23rd
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33:< OH 33:< UH 33:< HI 33:< WELCOME TO MY FUCKING BLOG
Apr 23rd
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=> Holds up sign and reads as follows:
33:< HEY FUCKASSES, IF MEW DON’T KNOW THIS IT IS THE DAY OF SILENCE THING 33:< ANYWAY IT IS SUPPOSED TO RAISE AWARENESS TOWARDS BULLYING 33:< ORIGINALLY FOR LGBT AND THEIR ALLYS 33:< BUT AT LEAST MY NEIGHBORHOOD HAS EXPANDED IT TOWARDS BULLYING IN GENERAL 33:< AND FOR EQUAL HUMAN RIGHTS 33:< A MORAIL OF MINE GOT ME TO DO IT SO YEAH 33:< GUESS I’LL BE SILENT...
Apr 20th
33:< THIS FUCKASS IS OFF TO SLEEP
33:< NIGHT ALL YOU FUCKASSES, TROLLS, AND HUMANS
Apr 19th
=Karkitty Is Unamused=: acnepeta: beepbeepcarcat:... →
acnepeta: beepbeepcarcat: 33:< YOUR WELCOME => SMILES BACK THEN YAWNS :33 < are you tired karkitty?  33:< JUST A LITTLE
Apr 19th
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=Karkitty Is Unamused=: acnepeta: beepbeepcarcat:... →
acnepeta: beepbeepcarcat: => STOPS AND THINKS 33:< FINE, BUT ONLY BECLAWS YOU’RE TOO CHARMING NOT TO :33 < thank you! => Looks back up at karkitty and smiles 33:< YOUR WELCOME => SMILES BACK THEN YAWNS
Apr 19th
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