prankmaster replied to your post: prankmaster started following you
mewniverse…? dude, what?

33:<UNIVERSE

33:< I’M AN ALTERNATE MEWNIVERSE KARKAT APPARENTLY

33:< AND I’M A GREEN BLOOD NOT A RED BLOOD ANYMORE

Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com

33:< WELL GOOD FOR FUCKING THEM!

prankmaster started following you

33:< IS THAT MEW JOHN?

33:< OR ARE MEW SOME ALTERNATE MEWNIVRSE JOHN?

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=> Sits down to have a casual chat with ‘friends’

=> is instantly too bored to do anything

  1. windyblast started following you
  2. yourfuckingleader started following you
  3. crabbymatchmaker started following you

33:< OH HEY FUCKASSES

33:<THANKS FuR FOLLOWING

33:< HEY GUYS

33:< MY LUSUS ISN’T BEING A FUCKASS

33:< I’M OFFICIALLY NOT IN LOCKDOWN ANYMORE!

crabbyassholeincharge:

  • thelastegbender
  • o8sessive
  • notjustapastalover
  • sickfiresandselfconfidence
  • beepbeepcarcat
  • 8lue8loodedpir8

HOLY SHIT.

JUST BECAUSE I LEAVE FOR TWO WEEKS DOESN’T MEAN YOU ASSHOLES CAN JUST FOLLOW WHILE I’M GONE. SERIOUSLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? FOLLOWING WHEN I’M NOT AROUND TO AVOID A LONG ASS RANT? NEWSFLASH: THAT DOESN’T FUCKING WORK. I WILL PERSONALLY GO TO YOUR PAGES AND PUT SHIT IN YOUR ASKBOX IF THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE DOING. I’LL MAKE SEVERAL ACCOUNTS JUST SO I CAN AVOID THE ASK LIMIT. IS THAT WHAT YOU GUYS WANT? YOU WANT ME TO HARASS YOU ALL IN YOUR ASKBOXES? CLEARLY, YOU LIKE LONG RANTS IF YOU’RE FOLLOWING ME. SO WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHETHER THEY’RE ON YOUR DASHBOARD OR IN YOUR ASKBOX?

OKAY, SO TWO OF YOU ARE ONLY FOLLOWING BACK. YOU TWO ARE EXEMPT.

33:< I JUST GOT HERE TWO WEEKS AGO

33:< AND I WAS UNAWARE OF YOUR ABSENCE

33:< SO I APOLOGIZE IF I GOT ON MEOWR NERVES

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  1. fuckyouimastriderstarted following you
  2. small-foxstarted following you
  3. ifoundmoreslimepiestarted following you
  4. grubofbloodstarted following you
  5. thiefofluckstarted following you

33:< HELLO TO ALL OF YOU FUCKASSES

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huesofjadeharley asked: ==> Kind of out of nowhere, you give Karkat a great big hug!

=> YOU RETURN THE HUG OUT OF HUMAN COURTESY

33:< UH, THANKS HARLEY

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shooshsickle:

beepbeepcarcat:

shooshsickle:

beepbeepcarcat:

shooshsickle:

YOU PROBABLY FUCKING DESERVED IT! AND THIS ISN’T “FUCKING WITH” YOU, THIS IS TAKING A GODDAMNED STICK AND BEATING YOU ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.

33:< ACTUALLY I WAS TRYING TO SAVE THE FUCKING TIMELINE!

33:< AND IT ONLY GOT DESTROYED BECAUSE A FUCKASS SABOTAGED IT!

33:< AND YEAH IT PURRBABLY IS…

AGAIN, YOU PROBABLY FUCKING DESERVED IT. LIKE WHAT KIND OF SHITHEAD LETS A TIMELINE GET DESTROYED, SERIOUSLY.

33:< NEPURRTA.

33:< SHE’S THE ONE WHO IRREVERSIBLY DAMAGED IT.

33:< YEAH I KNOW IT’S SURPURRSING.

SO THEN YOU FUCKED UP BY LETTING HER NEAR THE UNIVERSE CONTROLS, WAY TO GO.

33:< UNIVERSE CONTROLS? LIKE THAT’S A REAL FUCKING THING

33:< I DIDN’T ‘LET’ HER NEAR THOSE ‘UNIVERSE CONTROLS’ EITHER

33:< WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY ARE

33:< SHE’S THE ONE WHO WENT ALL INSANE AND RENEGADE AND FUCK

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